Bum Castle

Welcome to Bum's castle. As you might expect, it's mostly full of shit. Oh, and porn.

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failuretoland:

ENGAGE
TURBO SHIT MODE
WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT JUST THAT
WHAT. IS SHITTING NOW AN INTENSE ROLLER COASTER RIDE?
IT’S LIKE THEY THINK HE’LL FLY OFF OR SOMETHING
T-MINUS 11, 10, 9, 8, 7…
Gotta do some serious toileting.
Okay somehow I find it hard to believe that the act of pooping requires the same safety measures as a fucking roller coaster
hes gonna shit so hard they need that to keep him from flying away from the toilet
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
 he stklhdkgf pants

failuretoland:

ENGAGE

TURBO SHIT MODE

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT JUST THAT

WHAT. IS SHITTING NOW AN INTENSE ROLLER COASTER RIDE?

IT’S LIKE THEY THINK HE’LL FLY OFF OR SOMETHING

T-MINUS 11, 10, 9, 8, 7…

Gotta do some serious toileting.

Okay somehow I find it hard to believe that the act of pooping requires the same safety measures as a fucking roller coaster

hes gonna shit so hard they need that to keep him from flying away from the toilet

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

 he stklhdkgf pants

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Yikes! Being that skinny probably isn’t natural, is it? o_O

Yikes! Being that skinny probably isn’t natural, is it? o_O

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