August 2011
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Aug 30th
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WatchWatch
This is that video I was talking about awhile back with the naked chick and the pizza guy. Yes, she laughs a lot.
Aug 30th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 26th
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karlymae: porn is so cheesy. Especially when the girl has a yeast infection.
Aug 26th
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endlessconflict: I want to have an all naked party. I really want to do this, but I don’t think any of my friends would come.
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
On fetishes. And farts. And fart fetishes.
Me: What if I wanted to pee on you?
Bacon: I would not clean up your sheets or clothes.
Me: I think most people do it in the shower. Okay, what if I wanted to fart on you?
Bacon: It's just a fart. Just air.
Me: What if I wanted to fart on your penis?
Bacon: Okay.
Me: What if I wanted to sit on your face and fart?
Bacon: Okay.
Me: What if I wanted to fart in your eye?
Bacon: Really, it's just air.
Me: What if I wanted to fart in your ear?
Bacon: It's just air!
Me: What if I wanted to fart in your mouth?
Bacon: .... You've REALLY had too much soju.
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Everyone, say hello to Andy the Bum Rapist!
Aug 24th
kimododragon: reginechassagneshair: it’s not okay to say “they see me rollin they hatin” anymore lies.
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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nutcracker-notn: When I was like five I went to a wedding and got called out by this girl’s parents because I was attempting to stare up her dress every five seconds.
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Reblog if people tend to think you're a pervert.
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Reblog if you think being weird is better than...
This isn’t a matter of opinion, it’s simply TRUTH!
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Being too skinny is not attractive.
-fucked: seriously eat something gurl das nasty
Aug 23rd
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Why do people feel the need to retouch photos of themselves? I’m not talking about effects, color correction, photomanipulation, etc. I’m talking airbrushing, removal of so-called ‘blemishes’, making themselves appear skinnier, etc. I want to see you all-natural! Generally speaking, girls, the people making rude comments on your appearance are sad, sad retarded little...
Aug 23rd
Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
Aug 23rd
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Reblog if you'd like 4 messages from a curious...
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Thank you to everyone for the follows! Apologies, I lost track of who I’ve thanked personally and who I haven’t :(
Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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